fredericka-mercury:

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs.
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight.
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident. 
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini 
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school. 
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox.
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practised Christianity. 
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Attempted suicide.
  • Self harmed.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart.
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other. 
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone. 
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church. 
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity 
  • Met your favourite band 
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

I have done many thing

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justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

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notaloneintheuniverse:

muggleborn ravenclaws telling the pureblood wizard kids about muggle technology and laughing at their many many questions because both their lives seem so ridiculous to the other but because of those talks, kids from the oldest wizarding families were there to stand against voldemort

ravenclaws pestering dumbledore and flitwick to no end about adding new classes because really? no sex ed??? then handing out pamphlets and other literature about all sexuality and gender and when dumbledore finally gets someone to talk to them, the ravenclaws are the only ones not blushing 

ravenclaws working on projects in the common room, like cellphones that will work inside hogwarts, and everybody lending their knowledge until the whole house is abandoning thier homework trying to figure this out

ravenclaw tower having lights on all night for students not just reading but sketching and debating the intentions of politicians and writing stories

ravenclaw writers having coffehouse nights where they share those stories and their own poetry and even some music. the day before the students are passing around what they wrote around their classes so everyone proofreads it

ravenclaws taking gossip to a whole new level with notes folded up in origami animals who only open up to the intended reader

muggleborn ravenclaws running muggle libraries out of their rooms and constantly writing to their parents and friends back home to pass along books people request and copies of the hounds of baskerville passing through almost every students’ hand

first years learning to appreciate the upper student’s constructive criticism when they read over their work and learning that they’re in this house not because they’re smart but because they want to learn more

political debates over dinner being notoriously loud and passionate, even as passionate as the debates over who would be in what house if the song of ice and fire characters went to hogwarts

friends reading aloud to their friends with dyslexia who want to join in on the discussion of the newest classics, no matter how long the books are

keeping a pen pal system with beauxbatons to exchange ideas and compare classes, ravenclaws now using the french school’s expansive curriculum to argue for more of their own

when one person starts learning a new skill, they always find a few more people who want to join them. last year, knitting was all the rage. every student (and a few statues) got new scarfs

in the year during the war, ravenclaw house graffitis the carrows’ classroom with antivoldemort messages, getting so sneaky as to make the paint invisible to them. ravenclaw seventh years getting their friends out of the school whos families are being targeted because they don’t need a map to find the secret passages. house members learning esperanto and teaching it to the DA so their plans won’t be overheard and smirking as the carrows furiously try to make sense of the notes they caught them passing 

RAVENCLAWS

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dankdiddles:

tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

wha wha wha wha wha wha wha

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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(via blind-fantasies)

Let’s count your scars
- I said

Why?
- She replied

Because then I can see
How many times you needed me.

And how many times
I wasn’t there.

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

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heronqueen:

DO YOU EVER NEED TO JUST TAKE SOMEONE BY THE SHOULDERS AND YELL “I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I NEED AFFIRMATION THAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE” AT THEM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO DO THAT A LOT

Surprisingly I do

(via catchyaontheflopside)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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